Of COURSE these guys are Manowar fans. Of course.
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This is amazing. Amazing! I don’t even know what else to say. In 30 years this is going to seem so primitive, but right now I am amazed.
However, I do think it is funny, though not surprising, that he ignored any military application for this tech. Honestly, who do you think is going to make this a practical tool? The military.
Hans Gruber may be a dick, but he sure does make a mean cup.
Why, they take Alka-Seltzer of course!
And this is what it looks like.
SCIENCE!!!!!
I’ve posted about the proper way to eat a watermelon before, so I figured I’d share this video with you all of a man teaching you how to eat a watermelon. Did you know that one serving of watermelon is half the fucking melon? Neither did I! Seems like a tad too much, call me loco. And isn’t it just so helpful when he shows us what a fork looks like? I know. What a sweetheart!
Watch out for the fork cartel! Perpendicular! Eastern sector! 1 15/16″ diameter! Very good watermelon! Debating whether you can complete something that is partial! Marshmallows! Archemides’ principal of watermelons! The sudden realization he thinks he’s talking to children! Peanut butter! If it’s salty peanut butter! Chocolate milk!
Man, this is the most charmingly pedantic watermelon video ever. You really need to watch it. I do have one question though…
Where’s the twang of salt? Oh. Wait. He totally addresses that.
It’s been a little slow around here since I’ve not been working, but that doesn’t mean I’ve been sitting on my thumbs the whole time. Just, you know, most of the time.
Sarah and I made another dance video because why the hell not. Here it is. Enjoy.
I did learn one thing while doing this video: the DaVinci Resolve does not work unless you have a CUDA enhanced GPU. That means that the powerful ATI card I put in my Mac Pro will not allow me to run Resolve. That is incredibly annoying. I was going to use these videos as an opportunity to learn the software, but that will not be happening unless I pony up for Apple’s 1100 dollar Nvidia Quadro card (not going to happen).
Another thing! Why is Color rendering out so much extra? I have handles set to zero frames, but it’s still rendering out as much as a minute extra for clips that are only in the timeline for 5 frames. Bothersome. It makes what should be a fairly fast render into one that takes hours. Luckily, AMA in Media Composer 6.0.1 makes it really easy to overcut the ProResHQ renders without having to wait to reimport everything at 1:1.
God, don’t you love it when I ramble on about shop? Enjoy the video and look out for the next one.
Holy shit. You need to watch the whole thing. My cheeks hurt after this.
Sublime. The little turtle’s squeak as he pumps away at the miserable shoe is wonderful.