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A collection of Time Travel-themed cooking show recipes.

January 2, 2011 |

Thoughts

Charles:

  • moebius tortilla strip soups
  • Emmet Brown Gravy
  • Paradoxtail Soup
  • oyakodon (killing your grandfather)
  • Bok Choi the Future
  • 12 Monkey Lime Pie
  • Le Jetee and Cake
  • Bill and Ted’s Egg Salad Adventure
  • the butterball effect
  • Donnie Dark Meat
  • Ground Chuck Day
  • The Philadelphia Cream Cheese Experiment
  • Terminator 2: Fudgement Day
  • Freejack and Coke (cocktails!)
  • prince of persia: the naan of time

Me:

  • Morlock Burgers.
  • Flux Capacitor Carpaccio.
  • Emmet Brown Gravy and (I didn’t finish because we both wrote it at the same time)
  • H.G. Wellington.
  • Black Hole Pudding.
  • The Sound of Thunder Nachos.
  • Time Bandits & Cream.
  • Bacon to The Future.
  • Thyme Bandits
  • Bill and Ted’s Bogus Jerkey.
  • Tart Trek : Generations.
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Merry Christmas, Mortals!

December 25, 2010 |

Thoughts

I hope you’re having a festive Christmas with your family. For those of you who don’t buy into the whole “God impregnated a little Jewish girl who then had the baby in a fucking barn while three Asian dudes checked her shit out and brought her a bunch of crap she didn’t need and, oh yeah, there’s some farm animals hanging out too” spiel, then I hope you’re having a nice time off work. And if you’re unlucky enough to be working, then may god (the virgin impregnator) have mercy on your soul (such as it exists).

To celebrate this festive, made-up holiday, let’s watch some fucking videos, eh!?

First off, GWAR!!!!!!

Will Ferrell and John C Reilly’s Little Drummer Boy!!!!!!

Brett Domino doing Fairytale of New York!!!!!!

Majela ZeZe Diamond singing her Christmas hit!!!!!

A Very Tron Christmas Special!!!

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Better Names for Baby

December 10, 2010 |

About Writing and Writing

Preggers and having a hard time thinking of an original name for your forthcoming brood? Maybe you need to pick up a copy of Better Names For Baby, the new book written by my friends Matt and Charles. I vaguely remember contributing one or two to the list at a brunch some months ago, but I will rely on Matt and Charles to verify that claim. I am terrible with remembering things that happen when I’m still asleep and feeding my bad decision making engine with Sunday morning booze and eggs.

Get yourself a copy and check out a few sample pages here: Better Names for Baby

My personal favorite? Slint.

edit//// You can now read the entire book at the link, but I still think you should buy a copy.

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A snippet of a conversation I had with my brother.

October 29, 2010 |

Thoughts

Enjoy.

Brother @ 12:30
The words “race car” spelled backwards is “race car”?

The Space Pope @ 12:30
Yes.

Brother @ 12:30
If you take the 1st letter of “eat” and move it to the last, it spells, “ate”?

The Space Pope @ 12:30
Yes.

Brother @ 12:30
And, if you rearrange the letters in “tea party Republicans,” and add a few more letters, it spells: “Shut the Fuck up you ignorant, violent, hypocritical puck bags, and deal with the fact that you wrecked the country under Bush and our president is Black.”

The Space Pope @ 12:30
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Brother @ 12:30
Isn’t that interesting?

The Space Pope @ 12:30
Fascinating!
You’re getting Black Laser’d.

Brother @ 12:31
I stole it from somewhere

At least he’s honest.

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