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Murder Construct’s “Red All Over”

September 6, 2012 |

Music and Music Videos

Have you been listening to the new Murder Construct record? If not, why the hell not? If so, it’s pretty awesome, right?

For those who don’t know, Murder Construct is a deathgrind supergroup consisting of members of Cattle Decapitation, Intronaut, Exhumed, Jesu, and a bunch of other heavy bands you’ve heard of. A couple years ago they put out a 7 track self-titled EP that acted as a total tease to what could be an incredible album experience. Thankfully the album was just released this month and it fucking slays.

The video above is exactly what you’d expect: fast cuts, blood, violent imagery, darkness. It’s awesome.

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Watching light at a trillion frames a second.

August 20, 2012 |

Thoughts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoHeWgLvlXI

This is amazing. Amazing! I don’t even know what else to say. In 30 years this is going to seem so primitive, but right now I am amazed.

However, I do think it is funny, though not surprising, that he ignored any military application for this tech. Honestly, who do you think is going to make this a practical tool? The military.

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The correct way to eat a watermelon, by Tom Willet.

August 17, 2012 |

Thoughts

I’ve posted about the proper way to eat a watermelon before, so I figured I’d share this video with you all of a man teaching you how to eat a watermelon. Did you know that one serving of watermelon is half the fucking melon? Neither did I! Seems like a tad too much, call me loco. And isn’t it just so helpful when he shows us what a fork looks like? I know. What a sweetheart!

Watch out for the fork cartel! Perpendicular! Eastern sector! 1 15/16″ diameter! Very good watermelon! Debating whether you can complete something that is partial! Marshmallows! Archemides’ principal of watermelons! The sudden realization he thinks he’s talking to children! Peanut butter! If it’s salty peanut butter! Chocolate milk!

Man, this is the most charmingly pedantic watermelon video ever. You really need to watch it. I do have one question though…

Where’s the twang of salt? Oh. Wait. He totally addresses that.

> Continue reading...The correct way to eat a watermelon, by Tom Willet.