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• Welcome to The Black Laser

  The home of Joe Dillingham—pugilist, raconteur, dragonslayer.

  

  Welcome to my little corner of the internet. I invite you to comment on my posts. Love it? Hate it? Does it make you sick? Tell me about it! Nothing is sacred here at The Black Laser.

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• 2012, The Year of Writing

  Here is my progress to date.

  Words - 4838/100000

  Album - 0/5 (songs)

  Want to see a spreadsheet of how I am progressing in my writing?

  Click here!

  See all posts tagged "The Year of Writing".

• 2011, The Year of 12 Projects and Slowing My Roll

  Here is my progress to date.

  Projects - 14/12 (116.66%)

  Slowing My Roll (in months) - 5/12 (41.67%)

  See all posts tagged "Year of 12 Projects and Slowing My Roll".

  My statement of intent.

  Creative Projects - January

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  Creative Projects - March

  Sorry, April!

  Creative Projects - May

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• Currently Reading

  Warlock - Oakley Hall

  The Paleo Diet - Loren Cordain

• Recently Read

  The Difference Engine - William Gibson & Bruce Sterling

  The Sun Also Rises - Ernest Hemingway

  Snuff - Chuck Palahniuk

  The City & The City - China Mieville

  The Player of Games - Iain M. Banks

  Post Office - Charles Bukowski

  Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch - Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

  Shadow Country (Books I & II) - Peter Matthiessen

  Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace

• Twitter

  My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Underworld (34), Priestess (23) & Blood Ceremony (16) http://t.co/Du2UyJMe - 31 minutes ago

  "I take long. Sorry." - the old lady who just walked out of the bathroom. - 15 hours ago

  Or maybe "Mark Bar: We Have A Bedet!™" is better? - 18 hours ago

  If I wrote copy for Mark Bar, their tag would be "Mark Bar: Where Dreams Go To Die™". - 18 hours ago

  I don't know why everyone's talking trash; I think Skeletor was a great choice for the halftime show. - 18 hours ago

  @PatricianaVIP I do not. She knows that now. - 18 hours ago

  @PatricianaVIP Obvis. - 18 hours ago

  @PatricianaVIP Maybe you just don't understand my sophisticated humor, Patti. - 18 hours ago

  My therapist asked me if I'd come to our last session stoned. Spoiler alert: I hadn't. I am a classy gent, folks. - 18 hours ago

  Nap time! http://t.co/PizfdEdO - 20 hours ago

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    “Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.”

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