Remember the Dollar Shave Club spot posted previously? Well, here we have an ad (of specious legitimacy) for a brand of Lithuanian mineral water called Vytautas. And boy is it ever a great ad. Even if it isn’t real (it isn’t), it’s great (it is).
Let’s make a list of all the things I like about it.
- Yelling.
- Polar bear riding a laser-spewing orca.
- Birds and fish.
- Digest bricks, leather jackets, richest cuisine, Icelandic cuisine, and this goat on a boat.
- Pig & iPad sandwich.
- 1 milk. 1 banana. 1 jet fighter you knocked from the sky with a crossbow.
- Electric eel.
- Freddie Mercury.
- Time travel.
- Screaming bunny.
- Sexy like a tiger in a Bucati powered by liquified thoughts of the universe.
- Panda gang rape.
- Give a negative fuck.
- The description of the taste.
- Guy riding a buffalo riding an ATV.
- Colossal space bear squeezing Earth juice.
- Tractor sex.
- Boobs or cheese? SMART CHOICE.
Did you get all that? Good. Now watch it again. Love.