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RIP Seth Putnam, a list of my favorite A.C. song titles

As I am sure you all know by now, Seth Putnam, lead vocalist from legendary, asshole, grindcore band Anal Cunt, has died. AC (as they were known around people who find the word “cunt” offensive) were a profound influence in my life as a young metal head. Here were a bunch of guys making absurdly heavy, dissonant grind who obviously didn’t take themselves seriously at all. This stood in stark contrast to the other guys who were making absurdly heavy, dissonant metal who obviously took themselves pretty damn seriously indeed. If you’re a metal head (and I hope you are), then you know what I am talking about.

To celebrate the life and career of a man who wrote some of my favorite under 1 minute long songs, here is a list of some of my favorite Anal Cunt song titles in no particular order.

  • I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
  • MTV Is My Source For New Music
  • “Well You Know, Mean Gene…”
  • Brutally Morbid Axe of Satan
  • You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This
  • Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Have The Flu)
  • Selling Out By Having Song Titles On The Album
  • Pepe, The Gay Waiter
  • Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band
  • Don’t Call Japanese Hardcore Japcore
  • Foreplay With a Tree Shredder
  • Old Lady Across The Hall With No Life
  • You Look Divorced
  • I Hope You Get Deported
  • 311 Sucks
  • You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You’re Gay)
  • You’re a Fucking Cunt
  • You’re A Trendy Fucking Pussy
  • Your Family Is Dumb
  • Van Full of Retards
  • You’ve Got No Friends
  • You Own A Store
  • You Are An Interior Decorator
  • You Have Goals
  • Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
  • Your Kid Is Deformed
  • You Go To Art School
  • Your Best Friend Is You
  • Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You
  • You Live In A Houseboat

Here are a couple of jams from Anal Cunt’s weird-as-fuck career.

Oh, Anal Cunt, I wouldn’t trade all the years of hilarious song titles you’ve given for anything. You will be missed, even if you were a fucked up, misanthrophic, junkie asshole. RIP Seth.

A Happy Valentine’s Day from The Black Laser! - I love you like a cannibal loves human flesh

Because I do love you all so very, very much and want to let you know on this beautiful, false holiday, I’ve prepared a little mix for you to enjoy. I was originally just going to post a Carcass video and be done with it, but that felt a little cheap so I spent the last hour and a half preparing a heart warming Valentine’s Day mix for all my readers.

1. Acid Bath “Paegan Love Song”

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2. Anal Cunt “In My Heart There’s a Star Named After You”

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3. Neaera “Definition of Love”

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4. Pig Destroyer “Girl in the Slayer Jacket”

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5. Network “Love on the Lips of a Whore”

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6. Agents of Oblivion “Dead Girl”

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7. Gwar “Rock N’ Roll Never Felt So Good”

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8. Converge “Heartless”


9. Pantera “This Love”

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10. The Red Chord “Love on the Concrete”

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11. Carcass “No Love Lost”

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12. Biohazard “Love Denied”

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13. As I Lay Dying “Empty Hearts”

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14. Pro-Pain “Make War (Not Love)”

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15. Slayer “Love To Hate”

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16. Cannibal Corpse “Infinite Misery”

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17. Agoraphobic Nosebleed “The Newlyweds Are Raped”

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18. Unearth “Black Hearts Now Reign”

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19. The Hope Conspiracy “Defiant Hearts”

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20. Morbid Angel “Nothing But Fear”

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21. Emperor “Ensorcelled By Khaos”

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22. Celeste “Il y aura des femmes à remercier et de la chair à embrocher”

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23. Killswitch Engage “My Last Serenade”

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24. Deicide “Till Death Do Us Part”

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25. DMX Crew “You Can’t Hide Your Love (Hidden Love Mix)

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There you have it! 25 unrelenting tracks of pure Valentine’s Day LOVE.

And in case you want to download the whole thing and listen to it at home, at work, in the car, at the gym, while making love, in jail, on a spaceship, while fighting orcs, or anywhere else you need a Valentine’s Day soundtrack, you can get it here: Valumtime’s Day 2011