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ANBRx Pharamceuticals II

This might be one of the most perfect slices of electrogrind insanity I’ve heard in a while and I feel compelled to share it with you knowing full well that basically everyone who listens to it will hate it. But if I reach even one person who understands the genius of this, I will have accomplished something wonderful for the future of humanity.

Below is Agoraphobic Nosebleed’s Pharmaceuticals II, presented under the moniker ANBRx which they use when the music is of a more electronic nature. Typically, Agoraphobic Nosebleed sounds like grind made with drum machines, whereas ANBRx sounds like electronic music made into grind. Does that make sense? To me it does, so that’s ok. Listen and be afaid:

Did you listen on shitty speakers? Bullshit. Do it again on a good set of speakers and get back to me.

If for whatever reason that iframe above is behaving badly, you can listen to and download the record free here: ANBRx Pharmaceuticals II.


A Happy Valentine’s Day from The Black Laser! - I love you like a cannibal loves human flesh

Because I do love you all so very, very much and want to let you know on this beautiful, false holiday, I’ve prepared a little mix for you to enjoy. I was originally just going to post a Carcass video and be done with it, but that felt a little cheap so I spent the last hour and a half preparing a heart warming Valentine’s Day mix for all my readers.

1. Acid Bath “Paegan Love Song”

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2. Anal Cunt “In My Heart There’s a Star Named After You”

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3. Neaera “Definition of Love”

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4. Pig Destroyer “Girl in the Slayer Jacket”

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5. Network “Love on the Lips of a Whore”

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6. Agents of Oblivion “Dead Girl”

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7. Gwar “Rock N’ Roll Never Felt So Good”

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8. Converge “Heartless”


9. Pantera “This Love”

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10. The Red Chord “Love on the Concrete”

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11. Carcass “No Love Lost”

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12. Biohazard “Love Denied”

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13. As I Lay Dying “Empty Hearts”

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14. Pro-Pain “Make War (Not Love)”

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15. Slayer “Love To Hate”

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16. Cannibal Corpse “Infinite Misery”

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17. Agoraphobic Nosebleed “The Newlyweds Are Raped”

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18. Unearth “Black Hearts Now Reign”

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19. The Hope Conspiracy “Defiant Hearts”

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20. Morbid Angel “Nothing But Fear”

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21. Emperor “Ensorcelled By Khaos”

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22. Celeste “Il y aura des femmes à remercier et de la chair à embrocher”

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23. Killswitch Engage “My Last Serenade”

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24. Deicide “Till Death Do Us Part”

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25. DMX Crew “You Can’t Hide Your Love (Hidden Love Mix)

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There you have it! 25 unrelenting tracks of pure Valentine’s Day LOVE.

And in case you want to download the whole thing and listen to it at home, at work, in the car, at the gym, while making love, in jail, on a spaceship, while fighting orcs, or anywhere else you need a Valentine’s Day soundtrack, you can get it here: Valumtime’s Day 2011

Agoraphobic Nosebleed, the heaviest band on earth with no drummer


And, indeed, probably one of the heaviest bands on earth including those with drummers. I’m not exaggerating. Here, have some sample tracks.

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See? These guys are fucking nutso, in the most adorable, heart-warming way possible. Shit, I don’t even have anything all that clever to say. Just listen to the music. Scott Hull kicks fucking ass. Is there anything that dude makes that isn’t awesome?