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2012 Gathering of the Juggalos video

“We’re self-thinking survivors here…just like you.”

Well now doesn’t that just say it all.

This is the fourth Gathering of the Juggalos film I’ve posted here on The Black Laser. It is remarkable how time flies when you aren’t paying attention, isn’t it? This year’s crapfest clocks in at a lean 23:15, nearly four minutes shorter than last year’s abortion.

“Nothing but endless love over here.”

I wonder what possesses those who make these videos. Do they think, “How badly can I do something? How poor can my taste be? What is the most awful creative decision I can make?” Does Sugar Slam wake up in the morning and think, “What I do has creative merit. I am contributing to this world.”

The video looks like something an impaired 13 year old in sweats would dream up. I just can’t imagine being the sort of person to whom this would speak. Oh yes, I am so excited that the Psychopathic Boner Clowns are performing! Rap parties in the woods? Great! Being spoken to like I am a retard? Thanks!!

And then you see the line-up and are forced to consider that this is where a career goes to die. Sure, the Psychopathic Records roster is there, but they actually have other people you have heard of. Why would anyone choose to do this to themselves?

Holy shit! Mushroomhead is playing?!? I just ordered my tickets.

Further thoughts on Ihsahn’s Eremita

I realize that I forgot to use the word “jazzy” yesterday when discussing the new Ihsahn record. How terrible of me! The record is definitely jazzy as fuck. It is the best proggy, jazzy, post black metal, Norwegian metal record I’ve heard in ages. In fact, it might be the best metal record I’ve heard since Protest The Hero’s 2011 release Scurrilous.

Unlike the Protest the Hero record, however, Eremita is not a record that will sway non-metal listeners. Indeed, this is a metal album for the truest of the true metal nerds. If you know the difference between Goregrind and Slam, this record might be for you. If you know the difference between Cascadian Black Metal and the New Wave of American Black Metal, this record is probably for you. If you have an intricate knowledge of what made Emperor stand out amongst Black Metal bands in the early 90s and why this is relevant at all, then this record is definitely for you. If you fall into that last camp, you’re already listening. Julian Knöx, I am looking at you.

I was also totally wrong yesterday when I described the record as less heavy than 2010’s After. Eremita is just as heavy, but perhaps more varied, more dynamic. Eremita is a metal adventure

If I was forced to sum it all up with a clip from the Simpsons, I would use this one.

Ihsahn’s Eremita full stream

Click the image for the stream.

So, does Ihsahn’s newest proggy, post-black-metal release sound anything at all like Metallica or Daughtry? Of course the fuck not.

Is it way more awesome than that specious comparison would suggest? Absolutely.

Should you be listening to it right now? Yes. Yes, you should.

Ihsahn (ex-Emperor) is getting spacier and spacier with each release, and I couldn’t be happier with the progression. The man who singlehandedly convinced me that brass instruments could be used effectively in metal (sorry, Gwar), a thing I considered impossible, seems to be able to do now wrong. Eremita is markedly less heavy that 2010’s After, but there’s no doubt this is a metal record. It is one of my most anticipated releases for this year next to Gojira’s forthcoming album.

Stand out tracks for me so far are “The Paranoid” (with Devin Tonswend!) and “The Eagle and The Snake,” the latter of which is particularly huge. Check the sax in that one.

I’ve also found that the whole thing is on Spotify, so if that’s your jam, check it out there.

The opening number from The Book of Mormon on the Tony Awards

This morning my sister Christina messaged me with this link and told me that the first guy singing in the video was the young man who sang at my brother’s funeral years ago. I don’t know him, but I remember him having a remarkable voice. Now, apparently, he is part of the cast of The Book of Mormon. I’ve not seen the show, but I hear great things about it from everyone who has seen it. I am a little hesitant to pay 200 bucks for a ticket and certainly have no intention of going alone.

But, anyways, that was pretty cool and some absolutely strange and bittersweet news. Bonus: dude’s singing on broadway. Sadness: remembering Nicky’s funeral.

Happy Monday!

Fear Factory’s new album The Industrialist

I am about to write some words I conveying a thought I never thought I’d have for the rest of my life. Worthy, I think, of the strong and em tags I am about to use.

Fear Factory’s new record is incredible.

Unbelievable, right?! The Industrialist might be the best Fear Factory record since Obsolete. Holy living fuck, I know, I can’t believe I am writing those words either! It all started innocently enough with a series of IMs between me and my friend Deegan.

Deegan: Dude, have you heard the new Fear Factory!

me: Nope.

Deegan: go listen

me: Does it sound like Fear Factory?

Deegan: sounds like demanufacture

me: Ah. I am listening now.

I never would have bothered with the record had he not used the magic word: Demanufacture. My love for that record knows no bounds. It literally made my brain explode when I first heard it in 1996. I remember when it was too. I was at home, after school during my freshman year of high school. As usual, I was listening to the afternoon metal show on Stanford’s radio station. It was always a nice place to find new bands in that pre-internet era. I learned about all sorts of great bands then, Fear Factory being one of them.

Gwar was coming around and they were having a contest to win a couple of tickets to the upcoming Gwar show at The Warfield in San Francisco. If you could name the Gwar song and record it came from that he played in the coming set and called in with the answer, you won the tickets. Well, during the set he played “Demanufacture” so I called in to find out what it was. I’d heard it a bunch of times, but never knew what the hell this magnificent piece of metal that sounded so unlike anything I’d ever heard before was.

Me: Hey man! What is that awesome “I’ve got…no more…god damn…respect!!!” song?!?

DJ: Yeah, it’s sick, right? That’s Fear Factory.

Me: Awesome! Thanks! By the way, the Gwar song you played was “Ham on the Bone” from America Must Be Destroyed. (Note: I figured at this point that someone must have already gotten the tickets. There’s no way people would have lagged on something that important, right?)

DJ: That’s right! You won the tickets!

Me: *head asplode*

Holy shit, just writing that story gave me the chills. That was honestly one of the best moments of my teenage years. It didn’t matter at all that I’d already purchased tickets to the show. Two more was nothing to be scoffed at.

But back to Fear Factory. Demanufacture became a huge part of my metal vocabulary and was directly responsible for introducing me to electronic music in all its myriad forms through a remix album Fear Factory did with Rhys Fulber from Front Line Assembly called Remanufacture. I think I’ve gotten into this elsewhere, so I’ll leave it at that for now.

During my last summer at camp in 1998, I remember vividly the ad for the then-forthcoming Fear Factory album Obsolete hanging by my bunk. I was counting down the days until I could hear what those dudes had in store for my metal-hungry teenage brain. Do you remember being so excited about things that you could barely handle it? I do, too. It’s been a long time since I’ve felt like that about anything.

When I finally got my hands on Obsolete it was like a revelation. They had taken everything I love about Demanufacture and polished it, refocused it, into this pummeling masterpiece of industrial-music-informed heavy metal. My friends and I wore out our copies listening to the album over the next few years.

Then came Digimortal, which felt to me like a step further into the over-polished, over-produced realm. It happened subtly, but the record started to sound sterile, too clean. The ratio of screaming to Burton C. Bell’s always-a-half-step-flat singing (which I hate) started to tip toward the latter. No good. After Digimortal the transition became very clear. Dino left, the band struggled with its identity, there were side-projects, and things basically just faded out. I figured that, as a force in metal, Fear Factory were done. I could write them off in my book as a band that had put out a bunch of great records in the 90s, but then fallen aside as the metal landscape shifted and they were unable to keep up.

But, much like what happened with Machine Head, it seems Fear Factory just needed time to come back into their own. After listening to The Industrialist a few times today, I thought the album worthy of this text message to Deegan while I was still on the train on my way home from work,

I stand behind everything I wrote in that sub-160-character note to my friend. The Industrialist is Fear Factory’s return to form, their great rebirth from the darkened realm of mediocrity, a triumphant statement that 16 years after their genre-busting Demanufacture they are still relevant. Even Bell’s “singing” isn’t bothersome! Unbelievable. I never thought I would ever write that. The album sheds a lot of the production cleanliness they picked up over the years. It feels raw, but competent. It is a more consistent record than Demanufacture by a long shot, though I am not yet sure if its highest highs are as great as the older record, but I do know its lowest lows are not as terrible.

But don’t take my word for it. Listen to the record.

I know what I’ll be listening to tomorrow on the way to work.

Way Over Yonder In the Minor Key

Man, I have been digging this song like crazy recently. It’s always been somewhere buried deep in my brain, but the other day it surfaced at a mix when I started singing “Ain’t nobody who can read like me” in response to someone who could not replicate the speed and clarity of my scratch VO read. Then it got me thinking that I hadn’t heard it in ages so I checked it out on Spotify and now I can’t stop singing it.

The song’s lyrics were originally penned by folk music legend Woody Guthrie, but he never got around to writing music for it. So, Guthrie’s daughter got Billy Bragg and Wilco (and a bunch of other folks) to write music to a bunch of lyrics that Woody left laying around after his death in 1967. And the song is damned good. My only disappointment is that we’ll never hear Guthrie’s specific voice belting these words against his acoustic guitar. That would be really wonderful.