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It’s my birthday.

I am 29 years old. It is an insignificant marker, but that’s where I am. Happy birthday to me. That is all.

I wish The Black Laser a productive, magical year. Everyone who reads this should enjoy a delicious treat in honor of my birthday. I don’t care what it is, but send me a photo.

Love you all.

edit//Here’s something else I learned: I share the same birthday as Iceland. Let’s all eat sheep’s face and rotten shark! Huzzah!


  1. Meagen Carroll Meagen Carroll June 17, 2011

    Happy birthday fuckface. Good to see you’re still up at 3am…BOOM

  2. Mari Mari June 17, 2011

    Shit, 29? That’s how old I’ll be… uh… in December… but happy birthday, seriously.

  3. Mike Hawk Mike Hawk June 20, 2011

    My name is Deegan. I am a friend of Joes since preschool. I forgot to wish Joe a happy birthday this year until 2 days after his celebration of freedom from the womb. I feel like a shithead. He always calls or txts me promptly on my birthday like a good friend should, referencing me in someway to East Bay Hip Hop, like that is all i fucking record. Damn that makes me angry. Maybe he just doesnt know about the grammy winning world music group ,Planet Drum, I work with, or the wonderful work I do with Los Rakas from Panama.Not like he should know cause I dont say a damn thing about it. No matter, just bitching. Anyway, Sometimes I call him on the wrong day, like a week early and sing happy birthday. I blame the marijuana, but more myself for smoking the marijuana……Oh yeah, i blame my kid also. It was his fault.

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