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Will someone please remove my gallbladder.

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July 22, 2011

Man, I was on my way over to here to post about how Jayherrod1 is SO last year and how slipoka is the new hot shit, but then I saw this video and realized that I am full of crap. Jayherrod1 will never, ever, in a million billion years (no hyperbole) be anything but the single most amazingly insane Youtube video contributor of all time forever and ever and ever.

REMOVE MY GALLBLADDER!? Oh my god. I fucking LOVE this guy. He’s so nuts.

A couple more gems below.

Mind that these were all posted within the last week. And do you want to see the absolute best one?

Earth to Selena Gomez! Earth to Selena Gomez!

Go to his Youtube page to watch his other 127 videos. 127 MORE videos. That’s right.

Tags: Awesome, Insane, Jayherrod1, Weird, Youtube

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Los Alguiens’ “El Internet”

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May 28, 2011

Mexico wants to sing to you about the internets. Will you listen? WILL YOU LISTEN?!?!

Tags: Internet, Los Alguiens, Mexico, Music video, Weird

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David Lynch talks to Barbie

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May 6, 2011

Sure, he’s promoting his new brand of coffee, but he’s promoting it real weird. I approve.

Tags: Advertising, Awesome, Barbie, Coffee, David Lynch, Video, Weird

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Peter Pringle performs “Nature Boy” for Voice & Theremin

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May 3, 2011

WHAT. I mean, WHAT?!

Let’s make a handy bulleted list of all the things I like about this video, simple as it is.

A song by Eden Ahbez (YES!)
Theremin (YES!)
Opening scrolling titles (YES!)
His name is Peter Pringle (ALLITERATIVE!)
His haircut (UNFORTUNATE!)
Soft focus (DREAMY!)
The blue-ish hair light (WEIRD!)
The feeling his gives it (AFFECTED!)
The weird little way he closes he eyes at the end and then opens them just before the video fades out (CREEPY!)

Am I wrong in enjoying this video as much as I did? Does anyone else see the genius in this weird little piece of internet ephemera? Am I losing my mind?! PETER PRINGLE?!!!?!?

Tags: Awesome, Eden Ahbez, Peter Pringle, Theremin, Video, Weird

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Enhance your memory…with BLOODLUST

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March 18, 2011

Oh! I get it! By “Sea of Writhing Virgins Impaled On Pikes” you meant “get lettuce at the grocery store”! How could I have forgotten with such a simple mnemonic?

Silly me.

Thanks, Ryan!

Tags: Bloodlust, Funny, Ryan, Video, Weird

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Oh seriously, what the FUCK, Japan?!?

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February 4, 2011

Dear Japan, again,

Seriously? What the fuck. Cabbage slide flute? Are you for serious?

You do know that, in this man, you possess a tremendous national treasure, don’t you? It would be a shame if he was not allowed to pursue his produce instrument art with your fullest support.

Let me repeat myself for emphasis. Cabbage. Slide flute.

Cabbage slide flute.

Sincerely,

Joe Dillingham
The Black Laser

Tags: Amazing, Awesome, Instruments, Japan, Music, Video, Weird

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Big Broccoli Ocarina

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February 3, 2011

Dear Japan,

Please don’t ever stop making weird people. I love video like this so much I can hardly contain myself. Where I’ve written a few sane sentences, I’ve tried my best not to explode into a stream of expletives and exclamation points and repetition of the word “awesome”. I desire wholeheartedly to see more enthusiastic Japanese men play western Christmas music on homemade produce instruments as their wives accompany them on a regular instrument. For example, I’d like to hear “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” played on marimbas made from coconuts and accompanied by a zither. Or perhaps “Little Drummer Boy” on a carrot flute with a theremin. Or “Mele Kalikimaka” on watermelon guitar with a violin.

Whatever you do, please do NOT allow two people to play two different kinds of produces instruments. This is an illustration of what might happen.