I didn't make this, but Dan meth did.

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I love shit like this. I'm sure many of you know that I have been happily counting down until 2019 which is the year that Blade Runner takes place. To have so much of my favorite science fiction laid out all in one handy place for easy digestion is amazing. It makes you wonder if Philip K. Dick had the same world in mind for his three pieces of work on the list—Blade Runner, Total Recall, and Minority Report.

And how about Zardoz? Awesome.

This is the first time I've ever actually heard Isaac Asimov's voice. This clip is pretty short, but I like the idea of science fiction becoming reality. Asimov describes it here from his perspective in the 1970s, a world of growing computational power, post-space travel, the emergence of the technologies that would change the world over the next few decades. But, for us living in the 21st century, we can see the way that films like Star Wars and television shows like Star Trek have affected the development of current technologies. I mean, what is an iPhone except a Tricorder that actually works? Have you seen the androids being made in Japan?

Nexus 6s, here we come.

Juli and I watched Sunshine tonight, the 2007 Danny Boyle film about a group of astronauts on a mission to give the sun a kick start. I heard a lot of bad mouthing about it when it came out and it scared me away from the theatre, but having seen it I have no idea what people were complaining about. It was great. I know some people thought the midmovie twist was weak, but it worked for me. It's no feel-good movie, and it shouldn't be. It's bleak, filled with tension and despair, and wonderful. It is a science fiction film yes, but it almost crosses the line of being a horror film in outer space. The film is a spiritual descendant of Ridley Scott's Alien, but lacks the more overt horror elements. It is also clearly inspired by Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey, but lacks the oblique abstraction. It's a different beast altogether and I loved it. Approved. I'm only disappointed that I didn't go see it theatrically.

Plot aside, the film is just fucking beautiful. Alwin Küchler's cinematography has to be some of the most beautiful work done last year, right up there with The Assassination of Jesse James by The Coward Robert Ford. The film's CGI is stunning, but the real beauty is in the delicate, painterly photography that is rich and sumptuous while portraying the stark bleakness of the crew's predicament alone in the far reaches of our solar system on a mission to save mankind. One shot that stands out is early in the film when the ship psychiatrist is sitting in the observation room and there is an extreme close-up of his eye behind sunglasses and the depth of field must have been something like a centimeter, yet Küchler totally nails it, giving us this extremely distorted yet recognizable, intimate shot of the man's eye as he stares straight into the sun. And the blurry camera work in the end sequence? Holy crap. Just astounding. A truly incredible accomplishment.

song rape (song raped, song raping, song rapist) — the act of singing or playing a catchy and/or annoying song with the intent of getting it stuck in someone else's head. Can also be applied to the unintentional sticking of a song into someone's head if pleasure is taken by the person originally playing or singing the song.

The concept of song raping originated a few years ago when I was in the great Philadelphia area working on a friend's film over a long weekend. We, the crew, were all cozied up close to each other in a house for five days straight and every time I saw the first camera assistant Mike I would sing the opening doobie doobie doo doo doo whoa ohs from Annie Lennox's supremely song-rapetastic "No More 'I Love You's". In case you don't remember the song, here's a reference:

Edit: Apparently Sony BMG is no fun and disabled embedding of their videos on Youtube, so here's one that works.
http://www.dailymotion.com/videox1d6gx

After a few days of this, he began to sing to himself when marking focus or cleaning the lenses or whatever he was doing. When he noticed that he was singing the song he would curse me for implanting the song in his head, like Quaid's memories in Total Recall or that orange glowing ball he pulls out of his nose in the same film. Here is a mildly pertinent image.

Quaaaiiiiiiddd.......

Once the entire crew started singing the song, I knew I was on to something. This phenomenon needed a name. My older brother, Mike, had been using the term "brain rape" for some time and I thought it was a pretty good concept and something I was well acquainted with, even if I had not known it had a name.

brain rape — the act of deliberately describing something so horrible that someone is incapable of not visualizing it, thereby inducing cringing and disgust.

From there it is obvious where the term "song rape" derives its name. The neologism (can I call it that?) both builds on the established greatness of "brain rape" and takes it in an entirely new direction. It provides a name for something that everyone has experienced, yet no one really has a name for. As an added bonus, the word "rape" really draws people's attention.

Since I began spreading the Gospel of Song Rape, there have been occasions when I have heard it referred to as an "ear worm" which is a horrible term. The song isn't in your ear; it's in your head. And what does a worm have to do with it? And how am I to know that an "ear worm" has anything to do with the song repeating in my head ad nauseam? And the word "rape" really goes a long way in conveying the forceful nature of the song implantation. Therefore, "ear worm" sucks; "song rape" rules. This isn't Wrath of Khan, people.

And, as an act of benevolence from your Space Pope, to show that I am not free of the ill effects of song raping, here are 3 songs I've song raped myself with in the last 48 hours.

I know. Two of those three are Wham! songs. I'm sorry. Sometimes you just can't help it. I defy you not to get "Careless Whisper" stuck in your head.

Scientists extract images directly from brain

Researchers from Japan’s ATR Computational Neuroscience Laboratories have developed new brain analysis technology that can reconstruct the images inside a person’s mind and display them on a computer monitor, it was announced on December 11. According to the researchers, further development of the technology may soon make it possible to view other people’s dreams while they sleep.

The scientists were able to reconstruct various images viewed by a person by analyzing changes in their cerebral blood flow. Using a functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) machine, the researchers first mapped the blood flow changes that occurred in the cerebral visual cortex as subjects viewed various images held in front of their eyes. Subjects were shown 400 random 10 x 10 pixel black-and-white images for a period of 12 seconds each. While the fMRI machine monitored the changes in brain activity, a computer crunched the data and learned to associate the various changes in brain activity with the different image designs.

Then, when the test subjects were shown a completely new set of images, such as the letters N-E-U-R-O-N, the system was able to reconstruct and display what the test subjects were viewing based solely on their brain activity.

Seriously? That SHIT IS AWESOME. Computers used to read the visual data people's eyes send to their brains? WHAT THE FUCK?!? Who told Japan that they could live inside a SF book? Do I actually need to say anything else? The answer is No.

Minority Report, the Tom Cruise/Steven Spielbergo film based on a PKD story of the same name, was a pretty solid SF action film. It is by no means perfect, but it does have a whole lot of awesome about it. There are some solid chase scenes, massive action, a good twist (but not good enough not to be predictable), and an unsurprisingly rad cameo by Peter Stormare.

It also features one of the coolest near-future SF computer interfaces I've ever seen. It's right up there with the thing Deckard uses in Blade Runner to search through the picture. Well, apparently, some group of genius geeks (I love you) have built a real working version. All it needs is the holographic display and we'll be in business. I'll take two.

Check out the video.

g-speak overview 1828121108 from john underkoffler on Vimeo.

How rad is that shit?