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You know you remember my awesome friend Mandy of Akwarian Sea Rebel fame? Yeah, you totally do. Anyway, she recently collaborated with a friend of hers on this adorable video for Sesame Street. The task was to reimagine the 12345-678910-11-12 song (you’re singing it right now). I think the result is great. If I had [...]

For some reason, I tend to get a lot of hits on a post I wrote in January 2010 about New Old School Death Metal. It’s one of the top hits on google when searching for “New Old School Death Metal”. I guess people dig that. That’s cool. Once in a while I get a [...]

And I think it’s worth sharing. Sienna listening to Monster by Last Gaga: the big bad wolf got her heart out of her throat. And he ate it. And he is a monster, and there is another monster who ate her heart. And they shared. Because they’re nice. And they both like eating hearts. Yeah. [...]

This is my sister Christina. She works for eBay and has a blog (linked on the right) called Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. It is named that because her nickname is Kissie. Get it? In stark and violent contrast to The Black Laser, Christina’s blog’s content is comprised mostly of random love letters, cute things, and [...]

Now that six days have passed and I’ve lost 13 pounds, I thought I’d post for you all to give you a little update of what has been happening since my surgery Friday. I know you’ve all been dying to read about my ultimately trivial trials and tribulations, so I’ll try to hit on every [...]

This might be the best, most adorable thing I’ve seen in a million years. Honestly, every single line is a gem. “One time I nibbled on a piece of cheese and my cholesterol went up to 900.” “Guess what my skis are. Toenails from a man.” “Guess what I do for adventure. I hang glide [...]

You know what’s weird?

How quickly babies grow. Remember this adorable little peanut? Of course you do. She’s adorable. How could you not? Well, just look at this photo sent to me this morning by my brother. What, is she dressed up for a night on the town? Gonna take the Beemer out for a spin, are ya kid? [...]

My sister from the same mother and father, Christina, has been kicking ass at her relatively new job at eBay doing, uh…whatever it is she does there. Marketing or something. I don’t know. Christina, what the hell do you do there? Anyway, I’m super proud of her for kicking ass in her job and all [...]