Remember this? Yeah, you do. Well, today the official video for the song dropped on Facebook for some reason, but because I am a super elite computerbox hacker, I am able to post it for all you lovely, lonely souls here. Enjoy!

Oh...and, uh, fuck you, too, eh?

This is totally rad. You will enjoy this. Or you will suffer.

FUCK YES THIS IS AWESOME.

That is all.

Nergal has leukemia. LAME. But, because I believe in the power of darkness, I will send some good juju to Nergal by sharing some of his unbelievably evil music.

Get well soon, Nergal. I expect many more Behemoth records down the road.

With each passing day, Deegan becomes more and more entrenched in the East Bay Hip-hop community and I love it. Regular readers and friends will immediately recognize Deegan in this video, but for those of you that don't fall into those categories, you have two options.

1) Click on the "Deegan" tag at the bottom of the post and find the recurring dude in all the posts.

Or...

2) Look for the only white dude in the video.

Also, wow, this whole "shot on a 5d2/7d" look sure has become easily recognizable. Not that it's bad, but definitely recognizable immediately.

Anyway, neat, if simple, video for a song I really feel nothing about. I'm just waiting for Deegs to show up in a metal video. That would be amazing.

My friend Jamez posted this on Facebook as a response to my Cee Lo post below.

Now, I don't know if he's commenting on me, since this is how I look right now:

Or if he is commenting on himself, since this is how he looks:

Either way, it's like he's blessed us with this weird tranny mess singing about wet vaginas and why she loves to fuck dudes who have beards. If this is not the feelgood hit of 2010, I don't know what is. Fuck all that slowed-down-Justin-Blieber shit and Double Rainbow song and whatever out there. Majela ZeZe Diamond and her (his?) vagina song is the new hot shit.

This has been floating around the last week or so, but I thought it was worth sharing for the 3 of you out there who have yet to see it. If you're offended by crude language, then don't watch this video. Also, what the fuck are you doing reading my site?

My friend Deegan for being such a die-hard metal dude, sure does mix a lot of non-metal stuff. Like this for example. What would you call this? I don't even know. I also can't tell if these guys are good at what they are doing. It's just so far out of my realm of understanding that analysis is impossible. It's like asking a person who's been blind his whole life to describe the difference between red and magenta. Impossible.

Anyway, check this video out. Maybe you'll have more luck than I have, but maybe not. Regardless, support my homie and listen to his hard work. And then pay him to do some mixing for you. His son needs to eat.

HI DEEGAN!

If the machines had a dance party, this track would be in the rotation for sure.

This spectacularly weird 10 minute video featuring the members of Röyksopp as a sleeping bum and an old man living with a Barbie-obsessed man and his wife boils down to an excellently executed announcement for their new record Senior which comes out in September. Check it. This rules.

They all be trippin'.

Behemoth are back with another Grupa 13 produced video for a track from Evangelion. While I don't think it quite lives up to the sheer evil awesomeness of "Ov Fire and The Void", this video is still pretty bad ass. Mind that there are a couple of NSFW shots of a clergyman nailing a blonde chick. You've been warned.

Let's examine the elements that make it awesome.

• Sewn-mouth kids water priests with blood.
• Nergal as Iron Indian Evil Dude.
• Faces writhing in some black goop which we come to realize at the end is actually the Hell living inside Nergal. Awesome.
• A chick cutting her own throat.
• Swarms of flies.
• The chick floating out of the slime.
• An awesome fucking song.

God damn it, Behemoth rule. These guys are just awesome. This video is not as well made as the last, but who cares? It still kicks the ass of about 99% of other metal videos out there by miles. And because The Black Laser is awesome, I am linking you to the uncensored video from Vimeo rather than the bullshit censored version from Youtube. Unfortunately, Metal Blade decided that I shouldn't be able to embed it on this domain. SUPER LAME, METAL BLADE. It's never very metal of you.

Yes, you're welcome. Get well soon, Nergal!

The Swell Season covers Neutral Milk Hotel

The Onion's AV Club has had a series of musicians come in to cover other famous songs. This week is The Swell Season covering one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite records by one of my favorite long-defunct bands, "Two-Headed Boy" by Neutral Milk Hotel from In The Aeroplane Over The Sea. It's a damned good cover, too. I have no idea who these guys are, but in this instance at least they have excellent taste.

In case you've been living in a cave for the last 15 years, here's the original.

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Pretty awesome, right?

This is the best cover I've heard in ages. LOVE the "ugly". Enjoy Brett Domino covering Gaga's "Bad Romance" entirely on the Korg Monotron and Kaossilator.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What the fuck? This one is for all the girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys.

The only reason I know about Cazwell is that me and the ladies enjoyed a bit of his music on the drive up to Vermont a few weeks ago after a healthy dose of the Scissor Sisters. Motor Vehicle Dance Party New England 2010.