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The home of Joe Dillingham—pugilist, raconteur, dragonslayer.
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2012, The Year of Writing
Here is my progress to date.
Words - 4838/100000
Album - 0/5 (songs)
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2011, The Year of 12 Projects and Slowing My Roll
Here is my progress to date.
Projects - 14/12 (116.66%)
Slowing My Roll (in months) - 5/12 (41.67%)
See all posts tagged "Year of 12 Projects and Slowing My Roll".
Sorry, April!
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The Difference Engine - William Gibson & Bruce Sterling
The Sun Also Rises - Ernest Hemingway
The City & The City - China Mieville
The Player of Games - Iain M. Banks
Post Office - Charles Bukowski
Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch - Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
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"I take long. Sorry." - the old lady who just walked out of the bathroom. - 14 hours ago
Or maybe "Mark Bar: We Have A Bedet!™" is better? - 17 hours ago
If I wrote copy for Mark Bar, their tag would be "Mark Bar: Where Dreams Go To Die™". - 17 hours ago
I don't know why everyone's talking trash; I think Skeletor was a great choice for the halftime show. - 17 hours ago
@PatricianaVIP I do not. She knows that now. - 17 hours ago
@PatricianaVIP Obvis. - 18 hours ago
@PatricianaVIP Maybe you just don't understand my sophisticated humor, Patti. - 18 hours ago
My therapist asked me if I'd come to our last session stoned. Spoiler alert: I hadn't. I am a classy gent, folks. - 18 hours ago
Nap time! http://t.co/PizfdEdO - 19 hours ago
Fuck you, America. http://t.co/WEjihsMf - 2 days ago
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