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Month: November 2013

Sarah Dances – Holding Out For a Hero

We shot this in Jersey City. It’s awesome! You should watch it and enjoy it and then tell us how much you liked it!

Bonnie Tyler!!!!!!

A Letter to the Hare Krishnas at Union Square

Dear Hare Krishnas hanging out on the southern end of Union Square,

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

You assholes have been making a scene there for months and you’re driving god damned crazy. I’ve been counting down the days until the holiday market set up and pushed you and your cymbals and your chanting and your “good vibes” out. But, just two days ago, as my patience waned perilously thin, those characteristic red and white tents started popping up.

Relief! Finally, no more hippie throngs filling up the park, creating a giant, noisy roadblock by the entrance to the subway! I would have respite until the weather wasn’t so cold!

And then I stepped down into the station, and there you were making noise and blocking traffic like a bunch of self-centered assholes. No one cares about your message. No one likes you. Go away forever.

Warmest regards,

The Black Laser.

Sarah Dances – “Dancing With The DJ”

We shot this bad boy out in Stinson Beach, CA just as the sun rose because what else do you do when you’re in California, but stuck three hours ahead on East Coast time?

You make dance videos is what you do.

Sarah Dances – “Monster” (feat. SJ and Corinney-binny), also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SJ & THE BLACK LASER!!!

Today is SJ’s fifth birthday!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SJ!! Which means it is ALSO The Black Laser’s 5th Birthday!!! Happy birthday, The Black Laser!!!!!

What better way to celebrate than with yet another Sarah Dances, this time featuring the birthday girl and he sister? You’re right. There is no better way. We shot this bad boy WAY back in May, but for this reason and that, I didn’t get around to finishing it until September. Oops! But, the delay makes it a perfect way to celebrate this momentous occasion.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SJ AND THE BLACK LASER!!!!

cakeisawesomesm

Sarah Dances – “I Love It” (feat. Hannah)

Earlier this year, Sarah, Hannah, and I took a day trip up to the Bronx Botanical Gardens in the Bronx (DUH) and shot this little dance video. It’s the first team dance video we’ve done, but probably not the last.

Enjoy! There are more to come!