You did, Flynt Flossy. Quite a few times, in fact.
Keep the production values high, Turquoise Jeep!
Posts published in August 2012
This is amazing. Amazing! I don’t even know what else to say. In 30 years this is going to seem so primitive, but right now I am amazed.
However, I do think it is funny, though not surprising, that he ignored any military application for this tech. Honestly, who do you think is going to make this a practical tool? The military.
Hans Gruber may be a dick, but he sure does make a mean cup.
Why, they take Alka-Seltzer of course!
And this is what it looks like.
SCIENCE!!!!!
I’ve posted about the proper way to eat a watermelon before, so I figured I’d share this video with you all of a man teaching you how to eat a watermelon. Did you know that one serving of watermelon is half the fucking melon? Neither did I! Seems like a tad too much, call me loco. And isn’t it just so helpful when he shows us what a fork looks like? I know. What a sweetheart!
Watch out for the fork cartel! Perpendicular! Eastern sector! 1 15/16″ diameter! Very good watermelon! Debating whether you can complete something that is partial! Marshmallows! Archemides’ principal of watermelons! The sudden realization he thinks he’s talking to children! Peanut butter! If it’s salty peanut butter! Chocolate milk!
Man, this is the most charmingly pedantic watermelon video ever. You really need to watch it. I do have one question though…
Where’s the twang of salt? Oh. Wait. He totally addresses that.
Do I speak Korean? No, I do not.
Do I need to speak Korean to like this video? No, I do not.
Do I have any idea of what the hell is going on in this video? No, I do not.
Do I love the living hell out of this thing? Yes, I do.