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Day: July 22, 2011

Mickey Mantle, your new life coach

Mickey Mantle, god.

I bet you didn’t know that Mickey Mantle is your new hero. If there’s any doubt, please read the above letter and accept this news as part of your life. You know what’s even better than your new life direction? That this is real.

I cannot express to you how much I love this and do the depth of my feeling any justice. Read. Believe. Awe.

The Young Professionals’ “D.I.S.C.O.”

I know, I know. You’re thinking, “Man where have I seen that dude in drag before????” I thought the same thing. Then I remembered. It was in this video.

Whew. Mystery solved.

With that out of the way, let’s talk a little about the video and song by The Young Professionals. These guys are a couple of synthpop nerds from Tel Aviv (I think) who, according to the video, dress sharply and have a thing for Robert Palmer. The track has some Scissor Sisters thingie going on, but a lot synthier, which is cool. Check it out, enjoy it, dance, shake that ass, do whatever. It’s all good.

On a side note, do you remember when you used to get intelligent discourse here on The Black Laser? No? Yeah, neither do I. Just wanted to make sure you weren’t confusing me with some other website.

Will someone please remove my gallbladder.

Man, I was on my way over to here to post about how Jayherrod1 is SO last year and how slipoka is the new hot shit, but then I saw this video and realized that I am full of crap. Jayherrod1 will never, ever, in a million billion years (no hyperbole) be anything but the single most amazingly insane Youtube video contributor of all time forever and ever and ever.

REMOVE MY GALLBLADDER!? Oh my god. I fucking LOVE this guy. He’s so nuts.

A couple more gems below.

Mind that these were all posted within the last week. And do you want to see the absolute best one?

Earth to Selena Gomez! Earth to Selena Gomez!

Go to his Youtube page to watch his other 127 videos. 127 MORE videos. That’s right.