You’ve seen this video before. It’s been making the rounds. The only reason I’m torturing you with it is because I’ve never seen a video that made me want to punch someone in the fucking face harder than this video has. I would recommend that you enjoy it, but I just don’t think it’s possible.

A grown man crying over a rainbow? Give me a fucking break, asshole. You want to know what it means, guy? It means that fucking water is refracting light in the atmosphere. Get over it.

Here’s another gem.

It’s not that many turkeys, jerk. How fucking stoned retarded are you? Fuck you.

In other, less bitter news, the whiskey train has pulled into the station, been attacked by bandits, set on fire, and then exploded. Unfortunately, it was the only one so we won’t be able to ride it anymore.