Joad Cressbeckler Is Back To Claim Rightful Title As Most Ornery Pundit Alive

This made my face hurt as I tried not to bust into laughter in the office. I’ve loved The Onion’s videos ever since the first one I saw, the Ninja Parade one. God, I love me some good 1900s humor. His predications list? “Ain’t Heard The Last Of That Tesla Fellow”? “Spanish Fitting to Rise Up”? So fucking great.

Pretty for a Chinese.

Click on through to The Onion’s site to see the video in its native 16:9 format.