How quickly babies grow. Remember this adorable little peanut?
Of course you do. She’s adorable. How could you not? Well, just look at this photo sent to me this morning by my brother.
What, is she dressed up for a night on the town? Gonna take the Beemer out for a spin, are ya kid? Where the hell have I been? Although the growth of babies has got to be one of the most mundane things in life, consider my mind blown.
I have created an elixir to stop the physical growth of children. Its called “shut the fuck up you stupid fucking baby” My son does not like the taste.