I thought this was too amazing not to share.
1. loog a his lirow nose
2. there is some shit I will not eat
3. LISN bud LISN
4. this i bad sorry to saY
5. leave her alone
she’s not your gal
6. She is Lucifierian !
9. stunned. i. am. stunned. every question speaks to us
10. What is nothing?
I didn’t write or compile this. You can find the key at McSweeney’s.