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I have arrived.

If you had to think about it, and I mean, really, what is the most important qualification for a blog to be considered worthwhile? That it gets spam? No. Your grandma gets spam. It’s that you have a troll. Well guess what?! The Black Laser has had it’s first troll!

Apparently, a young person didn’t like what I had to say about Hyper Crush the other day. Here, let me quote it for you.

oneup fuckyou@gmail.com
Submitted on 2009/10/07 at 7:25pm

hyper crush is the truth! i was listening to what you had to say until you put up uffie and whatever else trainwreck wanna be atari teenage riot bullshit.

uffie is the worst lyracist[sic] ever. literally.

but i guess thats why no one reads this blog and i guess thats why i wont either!

The editorial [sic] is mine. Also, please note the inappropriate use of “literally”.

Here’s what I wrote back.

The Wizard
Submitted on 2009/10/07 at 7:27pm

Haha! Thanks for visiting! How’s Irvine this time of year, fuckyou@gmail.com? I’m surprised they let you register that e-mail address! I guess you showed them!

Wasn’t that fun? And really, isn’t even discussing this whole thing just SO postmodern?

One extra, just because he was such a fan of Agoraphobic Nosebleed, here’s some more!

2 Comments

  1. poopants poopants October 8, 2009

    Oh my fuck pants. #1, Congratulations on your 1st hater BL. That little guy is so cute and naïve. Second, I hadn’t watched the “RoboTech” video because I just knew it was going to totally waste my life based solely on the still image and your blurb. And then I had to watch the first 10 seconds of it just now since that prick tick had to go and attempt and suck your truth boner with his comment. Then I puked on my keyboard. The amazing part was when my vomit combined with the electricity on my keyboard, it sounded like that song and it looked like those green screened digital ass crabs all hopped up on Tron and bitch juice. So in conclusion, I bet “Fuckyou@gmail” has nothing more than a pretty sweet-ass email account because there is little more than a rag-tag suburban skate crew in Irvine and guess what, they call themselves? Irvine Sucks. Check it: http://tinyurl.com/43rlqo

  2. Don Diggler Don Diggler October 10, 2009

    He is just upset because he is the only hyper crush fan………and one of the band members.

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