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Posts published in June 2009

03 – Philip is Hung Over

The alarm clock blared from across the room and Philip got up without opening his eyes, turned the goddamned thing off and collapsed back onto the bed.  Then he realized he was still drunk.  It was one of those pleasant post-drinking mornings where he didn’t wake up directly into a hang over, but rather that blissful middle ground where the tiredness of a late night out carousing with friends and not-friends was gone, yet the bleary minded bravado and casual sense of indestructibility remained, a calm, warm glow cast on the morning.  

The Year of 50 Short Stories and 5000 Photos – 6 months on

Today is June 1st which means it’s time for an update on my progress toward the Year of 50 Short Stories and 5000 Photos. Astute readers will have noticed that I continually update the box on the right side of this page with my current progress as I make photos or write, whether or not I post them here. What you will not know is that I have been keeping a log since January 14th of the progress I make per update. Here is the breakdown for my photographs.

Jan 14 23/5000 (0.460%)
Jan 17 152/5000 (3.040%)
Jan 19 230/5000 (4.600%)
Feb 16 354/5000 (7.080%)
Feb 21 659/5000 (13.180%)
Feb 24 1104/5000 (22.080%)
Feb 26 1202/5000 (24.040%)
Feb 28 1318/5000 (26.360%)
Mar 06 1834/5000 (36.680%)
Mar 07 1904/5000 (38.080%)
Mar 22 2013/5000 (40.260%)
Mar 23 2131/5000 (42.620%)
Mar 28 2206/5000 (44.120%)
Apr 20 2276/5000 (45.520%)
Apr 26 2400/5000 (48.000%)
May 08 2821/5000 (56.420%)
May 09 2919/5000 (58.380%)

You can see that not only has my progress been consistent, but that even early in May, I was beyond the 50% mark before half the year had elapsed. All in all, I think my progress has been appropriate and, frankly, pretty impressive. I’m surprised and pleased that I’ve stayed on track with this. Good job, Joe. Even better is that merely half way through my quota for the year, I can see and feel my photography improving. That is really encouraging and makes me want to get out there and keep making photos. The remaining 2000 (I have some on my camera waiting to be offloaded) should be a piece of cake. I will be interested to see what the final tally will be for the year.

Ok, thats great and all, but what about the other half? Let’s look at the breakdown.

Jan 14 0/50 (0.000%)
Mar 31 1/50 (2%)
Apr 07 2/50 (4%)

Ooooh. Not so good. 4% at the halfway point? Pretty fucking pathetic actually. So what’s my problem? I think I’m being my own worst enemy here. I’m getting caught in creative webs, constantly trying to write brilliant material so that when what’s coming out isn’t sparkling, I get dismayed and stop. BAD JOE! I need to learn from the photos—not every photo I take is brilliant, but every one counts. I just need to put the words down and then worry about them later. Luckily I have 6 months left, which averages out to about 2 stories every week. Totally doable. I just need not to be so fucking hard on myself with the writing and just let it be loose and creative and dark and funny and whatever. Not everything needs to be perfect. I need to remember that.

And with my impending unemployment, I will need to learn to schedule better and make time to be creative for the remaining 48. I can do it.

I will update on my progress when I hit 3/4s on September 1.

Bloodbath’s “Hades Rising”

A few months ago I did a little mini-review of Bloodbath’s The Fathomless Mastery. I expressed a bit of reservation about the quality of the record, but, as time passes and I’ve had the chance to give it repeated listenings, it’s fucking awesome. The album is now breaking any new ground, but that’s not the point at all. Bloodbath have created a massive, heavy as fuck, brutal death metal record of the old school style that I find so heartwarming. Totally awesome. Check it out.

This is a video for their first single (do death metal bands have singles?) called “Hades Rising”. It’s rad. Watch it.

Dear CSS, fuck yourself.

Must we go through this same, tired old song and dance every time I start to work on a website? Must we?! No one would ever call me “computer illiterate,” but there is just something about writing code that can be so fucking frustrating sometimes. I think it should be doing what I want it to, yet it does not? Why? Do you hate me CSS? Do you hate me? I don’t know how Sean does this all the time. I would be angry at everyone day and night. I guess that’s why I didn’t major in computer science. When the Avid or Final Cut isn’t working, I know how to fix that. When a DigiBeta deck is being dumb, I generally know how to make that work too. When my camera is misbehaving, usually that’s just me being stupid. Photoshop, Illustrator, After Effects, blah blah blah, no problem. Rock and roll. I got it.

But code? Nope. No go. Sometimes it comes easily, but sometimes it does not. And shit, I’m not even coding crazy shit, just website stuff. Blows my mind. Kudos to you crazy folks who get it.

Regardless, it’s 1am now, so I’m going to call the website-making quits for the night and kill some fucking monsters on the 360 until I am ready to crash.

Off topic, I have a Twitter account now, but I’m not going to link it for you until I get a moment to write up my intentions for it. I’m treating it like a little art project, kind of how I deal with Facebook. More to come!