Tag Archive: Nergal


Call me crazy, but I am going to go out on a limb here and venture that the visual motifs in this video were inspired by Nergal’s recent battle with leukemia. I know, I know, I might be reaching here, but I think I’m onto something.

The models doing their high-fashion Hellraiser thing are pretty funny too. Pink eye shadow is the most EVIL of all eye shadow! Well, here at The Black Laser it certainly is.

Evil unicorn! With red eyes!

The devil in a red smoking jacket speaking Polish!

Crispy corpse paint!

Drinking blood (messily) from a chalice!

Chewing on a rosary!

Ash falling from the darkened sky!

Hammering stuff!

Reversed footage of sparks!

Floating little girl!

A priest with tears of blood!

Really though, I think the most evil thing in this video is the crown-bearing chick’s unfortunate breast implants. Oy vey, those things are horrendous.

All in all, some fun, silly, horror-movie evilness from Poland’s death metal masters. It’s about as frightening as your average Halloween haunted house at the end of the cul-de-sac, but it’s still pretty awesome.

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Nergal has leukemia. LAME. But, because I believe in the power of darkness, I will send some good juju to Nergal by sharing some of his unbelievably evil music.

Get well soon, Nergal. I expect many more Behemoth records down the road.

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Behemoth are back with another Grupa 13 produced video for a track from Evangelion. While I don’t think it quite lives up to the sheer evil awesomeness of “Ov Fire and The Void”, this video is still pretty bad ass. Mind that there are a couple of NSFW shots of a clergyman nailing a blonde chick. You’ve been warned.

Let’s examine the elements that make it awesome.

  • Sewn-mouth kids water priests with blood.
  • Nergal as Iron Indian Evil Dude.
  • Faces writhing in some black goop which we come to realize at the end is actually the Hell living inside Nergal. Awesome.
  • A chick cutting her own throat.
  • Swarms of flies.
  • The chick floating out of the slime.
  • An awesome fucking song.

God damn it, Behemoth rule. These guys are just awesome. This video is not as well made as the last, but who cares? It still kicks the ass of about 99% of other metal videos out there by miles. And because The Black Laser is awesome, I am linking you to the uncensored video from Vimeo rather than the bullshit censored version from Youtube. Unfortunately, Metal Blade decided that I shouldn’t be able to embed it on this domain. SUPER LAME, METAL BLADE. It’s never very metal of you.

Yes, you’re welcome. Get well soon, Nergal!