Tag Archive: Juggalos


American Juggalo

My perverse fascination with the Juggalo continues. This short documentary is amazing. I think one quotation, in particular, sums it all up for me:

“We have alcohol and we have explosives. Let me show you how great we are.”

I’m not going to comment much more. I think the piece really speaks for itself, speaks volumes about juggalos, and speaks to the nature of the beast overall. But I do have a question: how many of the juggalos know the “woo woo” comes from this?

Which, of course, begs the more important question: is Bubb Rubb a juggalo?

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And like clockwork, we find ourselves here again. Clocking in at a massive 27 minutes, this year’s Gathering of the Juggalos film is a magnificent testament to self-delusion. You owe it to yourself, your progeny, and all humanity to watch the entire thing. Gaze upon this work and despair.

Man, Sugar Slam is such a terrible actor. Oh my god, I can’t believe I actually wrote that last sentence.

Also, VANILLA ICE?!

DESPAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waffle House?

Vanilla Ice?

Gallagher?

Sugar Slam?

Helicopter rides? Again?

The Alfred Hitchcock of hip-hop? (for Josh.)

“I fucking love Tech Nine”?

Hatchet house bubble foam party with the Axe Murder Boyz?

TV star Todd Bridges?

Flashlight wrestling?

Warren G regulating?

The narrator saying “muthafuckaz”?

Big Money Rustlas on DVD but not on Blu-ray?

17:24?

The song clip from Boondox?

Anybody Killa’s lisp?

Coolio?

“He does have good dick jokes”?

Reference.

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They’re at it again! Here’s the just-released infomercial for the 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. So ripe for making fun of.

“You’ll probably get laid”… are you kidding me? Ridiculous.

It’s the interview you’ve been waiting your entire life to read. A few days ago, David Itzkoff interviewed the infamous Insane Clown Posse about all this attention they’ve been receiving lately. He delves right into all the fun that’s being made of them by basically the entire internet.

And you know what? They’re surprisingly good natured about the whole thing. When asked about Saturday Night Live’s lampooning of the Gathering of the Juggalos, they responded:

Shaggy 2 Dope, Insane Clown Posse: How can you be mad at “Saturday Night Live”? That’s what they do. They make parodies. They’re funny. That’s flattering, that you’re a large enough player in the game that “Saturday Night Live” even recognizes you.

Violent J: It felt incredible – like, wow, man, we’re on the radar.

You kind of expect them to be all pissed and up in arms about being made fun of so directly. But again, when asked about SNL’s Thrilla Killa Klownz parody of “Miracles”, they come right back and play the high hand.

Shaggy 2 Dope: I remember back in the day when Weird Al Yankovic did “Amish Paradise,” off Coolio’s “Gangsta Paradise.” Somehow Coolio got mad. If Weird Al wanted to do one of our songs, I’d be like, “Hell yeah.” To me, it’s the same thing with “Saturday Night Live.”

Violent J: When they did it again, I called my mom about that. It’s awesome.

And then again, when asked about my favorite question of theirs, “Fucking magnets, how do they work?!” they come back with an entirely reasonable, if not exactly enlightened, response.

Violent J: I know the stuff isn’t really miracles. I think we might have misused the word miracle. I think that might mean something that has happened with no explanation. These things we mentioned in the song, they can all be explained. But what we’re doing is appreciating them. Even the infamous line, “Magnets, how do they work?” I mean, yeah, we know how magnets work. But they’re still incredible. You can push something across the table without touching it. And as a kid, I found that fascinating. I still find that fascinating. [laughs]

Shaggy 2 Dope: Come on, a rock that pulls metal towards it or pushes it away? Yeah, it has to do with the magnetic polar caps and [stuff]. But for real? Come on, man. You’re just holding a U-shaped thing that pushes metal away or attracts metal or something. The North and South Pole makes a rock magnetic, and if you touch a piece of metal with it, that becomes magnetic? That’s crazy.

Amazing. Fucking amazing. Giraffes?

Of course, then there’s this gem.

Violent J: Songs like “Miracles,” they’re not new to ICP. We don’t restrict ourselves to just making murder songs. When we’re talking to the Juggalos, it’s not always about chop-chop, kill-‘em-up, you know? We’ve always done songs that we attempt to be meaningful and deep over our career.

You owe it to yourself to read the whole article here: Fools’ Gold: An Oral History of the Insane Clown Posse Parodies

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Since posting “Miracles” the other day, I’ve been talking a lot about the Insane Clown Posse and wondering how the fuck magnets work. And because I’m not sure I’ve posted this video here before, I wanted to share with all of my darling Black Laser readers the 14 minute long announcement video for 2009′s Gathering of the Juggalos. In the off chance that you don’t know what a Juggalo is, here’s the Wikipedia page.

You know what is even better about this? It’s 100% completely real. I mean it. It’s totally real.

Read that again. Then watch the video again.

Done?

Good.

IT’S FUCKING REAL.

Want to buy tickets to the 2010 Gathering? They’re on sale!

Want to see photos from the 2009 Gathering?! Sure! How about here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, or here? If you need more, Google will help!

Saturday Night Live even did a surprisingly accurate parody of it.

The world we live in is a scary place and the internet allows us to see so much of it that we might all end up blind.

So, who’s up for a 2010 trip to The Gathering of the Juggalos? Only 150 bucks for four full days of DARK CARNIVAL MAYHEM!