In honor of the passing of Corey Smoot, Gwar’s current guitarist and the sixth human to play Flattus Maximus, I present the video for one of my favorite Gwar songs, “Gor Gor,” from 1992′s America Must Be Destroyed.
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Because I do love you all so very, very much and want to let you know on this beautiful, false holiday, I’ve prepared a little mix for you to enjoy. I was originally just going to post a Carcass video and be done with it, but that felt a little cheap so I spent the last hour and a half preparing a heart warming Valentine’s Day mix for all my readers.
1. Acid Bath “Paegan Love Song”
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2. Anal Cunt “In My Heart There’s a Star Named After You”
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3. Neaera “Definition of Love”
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4. Pig Destroyer “Girl in the Slayer Jacket”
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5. Network “Love on the Lips of a Whore”
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6. Agents of Oblivion “Dead Girl”
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7. Gwar “Rock N’ Roll Never Felt So Good”
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8. Converge “Heartless”
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9. Pantera “This Love”
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10. The Red Chord “Love on the Concrete”
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11. Carcass “No Love Lost”
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12. Biohazard “Love Denied”
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13. As I Lay Dying “Empty Hearts”
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14. Pro-Pain “Make War (Not Love)”
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15. Slayer “Love To Hate”
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16. Cannibal Corpse “Infinite Misery”
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17. Agoraphobic Nosebleed “The Newlyweds Are Raped”
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18. Unearth “Black Hearts Now Reign”
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19. The Hope Conspiracy “Defiant Hearts”
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20. Morbid Angel “Nothing But Fear”
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21. Emperor “Ensorcelled By Khaos”
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22. Celeste “Il y aura des femmes à remercier et de la chair à embrocher”
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23. Killswitch Engage “My Last Serenade”
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24. Deicide “Till Death Do Us Part”
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25. DMX Crew “You Can’t Hide Your Love (Hidden Love Mix)”
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There you have it! 25 unrelenting tracks of pure Valentine’s Day LOVE.
And in case you want to download the whole thing and listen to it at home, at work, in the car, at the gym, while making love, in jail, on a spaceship, while fighting orcs, or anywhere else you need a Valentine’s Day soundtrack, you can get it here: Valumtime’s Day 2011
Epic Meal Time is Canada’s great answer to health food cooking. In this series they explore the best ways to turn your mundane, everyday recipes upside down…with a healthy twist. For your edification, they note the caloric and fat tallies as they add ingredients to their recipes. Learn AND get a stomach boner. “Meat Salad” is their newest video and journeys down the path of creating what might be the most delicious salad known to man. To quote the video, “Salad? FUCK SALAD!”
I would also recommend their 4 Loko Chili recipe. Savory!
And, if you’re anything like me, the words “meat salad” remind you of “meat sandwich” which makes you think of GWAR. So, here’s that.
Love you AND your cardiovascular well-being, Black Laserites!
I hope you’re having a festive Christmas with your family. For those of you who don’t buy into the whole “God impregnated a little Jewish girl who then had the baby in a fucking barn while three Asian dudes checked her shit out and brought her a bunch of crap she didn’t need and, oh yeah, there’s some farm animals hanging out too” spiel, then I hope you’re having a nice time off work. And if you’re unlucky enough to be working, then may god (the virgin impregnator) have mercy on your soul (such as it exists).
To celebrate this festive, made-up holiday, let’s watch some fucking videos, eh!?
First off, GWAR!!!!!!
Will Ferrell and John C Reilly’s Little Drummer Boy!!!!!!
Brett Domino doing Fairytale of New York!!!!!!
Majela ZeZe Diamond singing her Christmas hit!!!!!
A Very Tron Christmas Special!!!
If this is your first GWAR video, then you’re welcome.
Did any of you loyal readers have any idea that Oderus was on Fox News? I found the third of these videos on MetalSucks today and it filled me with glee. I’ve been a die-hard GWAR fan since I was 11, at least. In fact, I took Juli and Jesse to see them perform just last October here in New York. Was it awesome? Does the Space Pope eat His young?! Of course it was fucking awesome. So, to see lead singer Oderus acting as Interplanetary Correspondent on some Fox News show I’d never until this moment seen or heard of is pretty awesome. I mean, GWAR on Fox News? How could that be wrong?
First appearance:
Second appearance:
How terrified does Essie look in this one? NOT TERRIFIED ENOUGH.
Third appearance:
And as a blast from the past for some of you, here is GWAR’s appearance on Jerry Springer. I’m pretty sure I stayed home from high school the day this aired to tape it. Unfortunately, Youtube doesn’t have the very beginning of the show, so I’m posting as much of it as I can. Next time I’m at home, I’ll find the old VHS and make a proper dub.
