My compatriot Connor twittered this today and it’s so insanely rad that I need to share it with all my lovely Black Laserites out there. I’m no skater, but it doesn’t take a genius to recognize that what these two dudes are doing is god damned crazy pants. If you only watch one nearly 11 minute long video of dudes skating on The Black Laser today, make it this one.
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2012, The Year of Writing
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2011, The Year of 12 Projects and Slowing My Roll
Here is my progress to date.
Projects - 14/12 (116.66%)
Slowing My Roll (in months) - 5/12 (41.67%)
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Molly is distraught the dog sled tours place is closed. #no6skitrip http://t.co/A7hn99ad - 53 minutes ago
Racial stereotypes are alive and well in Breckenridge, CO. #no6skitrip http://t.co/dxj7q7WA - 59 minutes ago
I'm not skiing, but I just LOVE your bright yellow sign. #no6skitrip http://t.co/9zhl0bBV - 2 hours ago
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I woke up on a sofa with a splitting headache and completely unable to see. Vacation is pretty cool. #no6skitrip - 7 hours ago
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My friend Jonathan makes nice photos. I wonder if this girl is actually a Maiden fan.From a recent test with Julia Suszfalak. Julia is represented by Elite New York. Photography by Jonathan Waiter. Styling by Babyghost.

Bye bye, rat.

Cvtting firevvood ist krieg.

Fuck you up.

AWESOME.Felix Baumgartner is set to become the first person to break the sound barrier in free-fall when he attempts to jump out of a balloon at the edge of space. Jumping from a height of 120,000 feet, he’ll break the sound barrier just 35 seconds into his 10-minute fall in a specially designed suit that will protect him from the extreme conditions.
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