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Seriously. What the hell. I am so mad right now.

Last month my brother, his wife, and their child Sienna came to visit me in New York. It was an adorable trip and we hung out and danced and played and ate and ventured through the city without a care in the world. I also took a bunch of photos. Surprise surprise!!

And, indeed, probably one of the heaviest bands on earth including those with drummers. I’m not exaggerating. Here, have some sample tracks. See? These guys are fucking nutso, in the most adorable, heart-warming way possible. Shit, I don’t even have anything all that clever to say. Just listen to the music. Scott Hull kicks fucking [...]

Oh, Nergal! You’re so cute with your insistence on using a V instead of an F in words where the F makes the V sound! I just want to pinch your Polish, Satan-worshipping cheeks! Adorable! Oh, by the way, did you notice that this might be one of the most metal videos ever made? Oh [...]

I’ve been balling my eyes out all night because it’s always sad when washed up, child molesting monsters die suddenly of drug overdoses after living like recluses for over a decade. Sure, his contributions to the musical landscape were massive…20 years ago. He changed what it means to be a megastar, what it means to [...]

This is the most adorable animated video of anthropomorphic basic shapes sucking and fucking germs in someone’s stomach that I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot of music videos of that type (Type 41f on the Müller-Edelstein Music Video Scale). Let’s go out on a limb and say that, unless you work at home [...]

I was hanging out with Mike and Leah and Charlie and Juli and Sienna at Mike and Leah’s house and I decided to shoot some photos of my little niece. She is adorable, right? YOU HAD BETTER SAY YES. Here are a few nice’ns, including a rare group shot of me and Juli. Here are [...]

Beloved bunny, fluff-ball, and happy-dancing poop-machine Round passed away this morning after a brief, but sudden, illness. She was 5 1/2 years old. It was a bright, cold Valentine’s Day when Juli, her brother Peter, and I were walking along Houston street where it provides the northern border of the Lower East Side of Manhattan. [...]