Comments for The Black Laser http://www.theblacklaser.net The darkest, most devastating laser in the universe. Thu, 12 Jan 2012 22:21:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Comment on Zombie Ass trailer by J Zizzle http://www.theblacklaser.net/2012/01/12/zombie-ass-trailer/#comment-17013 J Zizzle Thu, 12 Jan 2012 22:21:00 +0000 http://www.theblacklaser.net/?p=3532#comment-17013 Zombie Asseru! Zombie Asseru!

]]> Comment on Merry Christmas, everyone! by Jess http://www.theblacklaser.net/2011/12/25/merry-christmas-everyone/#comment-17012 Jess Sun, 25 Dec 2011 15:14:00 +0000 http://www.theblacklaser.net/?p=3451#comment-17012 Charming. The Rubarb looking thing was kinda creepy, the skulls were kinda cute! Charming. The Rubarb looking thing was kinda creepy, the skulls were kinda cute!

]]> Comment on This is the single most adorable comment I’ve ever received. by Shitbag Extraordinaire http://www.theblacklaser.net/2011/12/14/this-is-the-single-most-adorable-comment-ive-ever-received/#comment-17011 Shitbag Extraordinaire Mon, 19 Dec 2011 00:42:00 +0000 http://www.theblacklaser.net/?p=3427#comment-17011 "......Hey bro, can you take a picture of me with a hammer in my hand, like Im gonna hit you? No, no, no.... dont worry bro, I wont actually hit you..........unless you dont categorize Death Metal properly.......Oh wait, your my hand.......Shit..........I need some more friends......." Im assuming the photo shoot went something like that.... On a side note I really am inspired by his will and drive to better himself as a human being. Kudos. -Shitbag Extraordinaire “……Hey bro, can you take a picture of me with a hammer in my hand, like Im gonna hit you? No, no, no…. dont worry bro, I wont actually hit you……….unless you dont categorize Death Metal properly…….Oh wait, your my hand…….Shit……….I need some more friends…….”

Im assuming the photo shoot went something like that….

On a side note I really am inspired by his will and drive to better himself as a human being. Kudos.

-Shitbag Extraordinaire

]]> Comment on The Onion – Pop Star’s Single, ‘Booty Wave’, Most Likely Civilization’s Downfall by Joe The Wizard http://www.theblacklaser.net/2011/12/12/the-onion-pop-stars-single-booty-wave-most-likely-civilizations-downfall/#comment-17010 Joe The Wizard Sun, 18 Dec 2011 02:22:00 +0000 http://www.theblacklaser.net/?p=3416#comment-17010 Indeed. It might be the worst thing ever, or as someone much wiser than I said, it is a "vile stain on the collective artistic consciousness of the human race." Indeed. It might be the worst thing ever, or as someone much wiser than I said, it is a “vile stain on the collective artistic consciousness of the human race.”

]]> Comment on The Onion – Pop Star’s Single, ‘Booty Wave’, Most Likely Civilization’s Downfall by Carolina Garofani http://www.theblacklaser.net/2011/12/12/the-onion-pop-stars-single-booty-wave-most-likely-civilizations-downfall/#comment-17009 Carolina Garofani Sun, 18 Dec 2011 01:49:00 +0000 http://www.theblacklaser.net/?p=3416#comment-17009 I can't watch that Alexandra Stan video. I've been trying to become a more tolerant, tranquil person and my rage levels went up to orange 2 seconds after it started. Sorry. I can’t watch that Alexandra Stan video. I’ve been trying to become a more tolerant, tranquil person and my rage levels went up to orange 2 seconds after it started. Sorry.

]]> Comment on This is the single most adorable comment I’ve ever received. by Joe The Wizard http://www.theblacklaser.net/2011/12/14/this-is-the-single-most-adorable-comment-ive-ever-received/#comment-17008 Joe The Wizard Thu, 15 Dec 2011 16:29:00 +0000 http://www.theblacklaser.net/?p=3427#comment-17008 Isa, I appreciate your indignation, but I think in this case the best road to take is the high road. No name calling. Just hugs. Isa, I appreciate your indignation, but I think in this case the best road to take is the high road. No name calling. Just hugs.

]]> Comment on This is the single most adorable comment I’ve ever received. by Isa http://www.theblacklaser.net/2011/12/14/this-is-the-single-most-adorable-comment-ive-ever-received/#comment-17007 Isa Thu, 15 Dec 2011 04:25:00 +0000 http://www.theblacklaser.net/?p=3427#comment-17007 What the hell is "writting music"? Is that like writing music? I don't understand - is that one of the things he does to engage in his other activity of "finding ways to better [himself]" before going back to hang out with his skinhead friends? What an ignorant asshole. What the hell is “writting music”? Is that like writing music? I don’t understand – is that one of the things he does to engage in his other activity of “finding ways to better [himself]” before going back to hang out with his skinhead friends? What an ignorant asshole.

]]> Comment on New Old School Death Metal (NOSDM) by Joe The Wizard http://www.theblacklaser.net/2010/01/20/new-old-school-death-metal-nosdm/#comment-17006 Joe The Wizard Thu, 15 Dec 2011 01:20:00 +0000 http://www.theblacklaser.net/?p=948#comment-17006 Well, I assume you're talking about this article since the link to Decibel results in a 404. Sorry about that. The link is old. And, since you're talking about this article--which I wrote, by the way--I thereby assume you are talking to me. That's a pretty nice example of the transitive property, don't you think? I actually checked out those bands you listed too. It's been a while since I've heard new Death Metal I liked. Here are my thoughts. Cruciamentum - These guys are pretty fucking sick. What I could find on Youtube, I liked a lot. Corpsessed - How do you pronounce this? "Corpses-Ed"? "Corp-sessed" like obsessed? Whatever. I think this is my favorite of the bands you listed. Leave it to the Finns to make some awesome shit. Disma - These guys are pretty good too. Not the best, but solid, certainly. Their guitar tone is very much Entombed circa Left Hand Path. Vasaeleth - Meh. Not that good. Miasmal - This is one of two bands I could find on Spotify. I like them, but they are more of an Entombed knock-off than Disma. Not that I disapprove of that; I don't. I love Entombed. But I've heard this record before. In 1991. Funebrarum - These guys are pretty sick too. I would pay to see these guys live. Not much, but, you know, a little at least. Maybe if they opened for The Magnetic Fields or something. Cemetary Urn - These guys belong on Nuclear Blast in 1993 alongside Mortification and General Surgery. Kind of a cool goregrind thing going with them too. Pretty cool. Cryptborn - This was the other band on Spotify. This record went straight into my Death Metal playlist AND I shared it with a friend who had sent me Teitanblood a while back. Now, there is a great band you should check out if you haven't yet. http://open.spotify.com/album/25EaVVYGp6Z4R7Mpsjtrya Pretty awesome. Enjoy your time here! Well, I assume you’re talking about this article since the link to Decibel results in a 404. Sorry about that. The link is old. And, since you’re talking about this article–which I wrote, by the way–I thereby assume you are talking to me. That’s a pretty nice example of the transitive property, don’t you think?

I actually checked out those bands you listed too. It’s been a while since I’ve heard new Death Metal I liked. Here are my thoughts.

Cruciamentum – These guys are pretty fucking sick. What I could find on Youtube, I liked a lot.

Corpsessed – How do you pronounce this? “Corpses-Ed”? “Corp-sessed” like obsessed? Whatever. I think this is my favorite of the bands you listed. Leave it to the Finns to make some awesome shit.

Disma – These guys are pretty good too. Not the best, but solid, certainly. Their guitar tone is very much Entombed circa Left Hand Path.

Vasaeleth – Meh. Not that good.

Miasmal – This is one of two bands I could find on Spotify. I like them, but they are more of an Entombed knock-off than Disma. Not that I disapprove of that; I don’t. I love Entombed. But I’ve heard this record before. In 1991.

Funebrarum – These guys are pretty sick too. I would pay to see these guys live. Not much, but, you know, a little at least. Maybe if they opened for The Magnetic Fields or something.

Cemetary Urn – These guys belong on Nuclear Blast in 1993 alongside Mortification and General Surgery. Kind of a cool goregrind thing going with them too. Pretty cool.

Cryptborn – This was the other band on Spotify. This record went straight into my Death Metal playlist AND I shared it with a friend who had sent me Teitanblood a while back. Now, there is a great band you should check out if you haven’t yet. http://open.spotify.com/album/25EaVVYGp6Z4R7Mpsjtrya Pretty awesome.

Enjoy your time here!

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