Epic Meal Time is Canada’s great answer to health food cooking. In this series they explore the best ways to turn your mundane, everyday recipes upside down…with a healthy twist. For your edification, they note the caloric and fat tallies as they add ingredients to their recipes. Learn AND get a stomach boner. “Meat Salad” is their newest video and journeys down the path of creating what might be the most delicious salad known to man. To quote the video, “Salad? FUCK SALAD!”

I would also recommend their 4 Loko Chili recipe. Savory!

And, if you’re anything like me, the words “meat salad” remind you of “meat sandwich” which makes you think of GWAR. So, here’s that.

Love you AND your cardiovascular well-being, Black Laserites!