“Them Hebrews what signed my promissory note come to me and said ol’ Joad needed to have a book.”
“Who and what’s behind these taters monkeyshines?!”
“Tater disease what brung us Irish.”
“You’re tater mindin’ you’re lookin’ to infiltrate ol’ Joad’s cabin but you’re too late!”
I can not get enough of these. I love the Onion’s video news segments, but these are such genius that I wish they did them every week. I would repost every single one because I love them so so so so so so much. Everybody needs ornery old prospectors in their lives. I do.