
Finally. Citizen Kane was so BOOOOORRRRINNG.* I can’t wait until next year for this cinematic masterpiece. Also, I hope it’s not a joke.
* Not really.

Finally. Citizen Kane was so BOOOOORRRRINNG.* I can’t wait until next year for this cinematic masterpiece. Also, I hope it’s not a joke.
* Not really.
I don’t have much to say about the song. It’s fine. It’s in Spanish. Whatever.
But damn, I love this video. Give it a watch and you’ll know why. Also, NSFW. Love you!
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A Feast of Snakes - Harry Crews
Stranger Things Happen - Kelly Link
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo - Stieg Larsson
Wild Cards I - George R.R. Martin
The Paleo Diet - Loren Cordain
The Difference Engine - William Gibson & Bruce Sterling
The Sun Also Rises - Ernest Hemingway
The City & The City - China Mieville
The Player of Games - Iain M. Banks
Post Office - Charles Bukowski
Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch - Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
Important confession: I fucking hate steampunk. It sucks ass. - 6 minutes ago
This is neat. How long until it becomes an ad? http://t.co/tcRMzT0o #cynical - 3 hours ago
Make like a tree and get outta here, McFly. http://t.co/OegV4rhQ - 4 hours ago
Jabba: 1. http://t.co/5hhsHM7I - 5 hours ago
.@TaraDeliberto I take my sword swallowing very seriously. DEADLY SERIOUS. - 7 hours ago
.@TaraDeliberto I am joining the circus today. I am a sword swallower/psychic/bearded lady. It pays to have many skills. - 9 hours ago
.@rickygervais Falling Down. - 9 hours ago