This might be the best, most adorable thing I’ve seen in a million years. Honestly, every single line is a gem.
“One time I nibbled on a piece of cheese and my cholesterol went up to 900.”
“Guess what my skis are. Toenails from a man.”
“Guess what I do for adventure. I hang glide from a Dorito.”
“Guess what I use as a pen. I use a pen, but it take the whole family.”
And there are so many more priceless bits. Watch the whole thing. You won’t be mad.