Since posting “Miracles” the other day, I’ve been talking a lot about the Insane Clown Posse and wondering how the fuck magnets work. And because I’m not sure I’ve posted this video here before, I wanted to share with all of my darling Black Laser readers the 14 minute long announcement video for 2009’s Gathering of the Juggalos. In the off chance that you don’t know what a Juggalo is, here’s the Wikipedia page.

You know what is even better about this? It’s 100% completely real. I mean it. It’s totally real.

Read that again. Then watch the video again.

Done?

Good.

IT’S FUCKING REAL.

Want to buy tickets to the 2010 Gathering? They’re on sale!

Want to see photos from the 2009 Gathering?! Sure! How about here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, or here? If you need more, Google will help!

Saturday Night Live even did a surprisingly accurate parody of it.

The world we live in is a scary place and the internet allows us to see so much of it that we might all end up blind.

So, who’s up for a 2010 trip to The Gathering of the Juggalos? Only 150 bucks for four full days of DARK CARNIVAL MAYHEM!