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Day: April 12, 2010

The Gathering of the Juggalos 2009 Infomercial

Since posting “Miracles” the other day, I’ve been talking a lot about the Insane Clown Posse and wondering how the fuck magnets work. And because I’m not sure I’ve posted this video here before, I wanted to share with all of my darling Black Laser readers the 14 minute long announcement video for 2009’s Gathering of the Juggalos. In the off chance that you don’t know what a Juggalo is, here’s the Wikipedia page.

You know what is even better about this? It’s 100% completely real. I mean it. It’s totally real.

Read that again. Then watch the video again.

Done?

Good.

IT’S FUCKING REAL.

Want to buy tickets to the 2010 Gathering? They’re on sale!

Want to see photos from the 2009 Gathering?! Sure! How about here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, or here? If you need more, Google will help!

Saturday Night Live even did a surprisingly accurate parody of it.

The world we live in is a scary place and the internet allows us to see so much of it that we might all end up blind.

So, who’s up for a 2010 trip to The Gathering of the Juggalos? Only 150 bucks for four full days of DARK CARNIVAL MAYHEM!

This is my friend Jess. She is a dork.

Hot Chicks with Stormtroopers

No, sorry, I'm still not sure if these are the droids we're looking for.

The other day I suggested she submit the photos of her at Comic Con posing with a Stormtrooper to Hot Chicks With Stormtroopers.com, one of the best Hot Chicks With Douchebags parody sites. She did, and, of course, they posted it to the site the other day. Enjoy.