Dear Ke$ha,
Two things.
1 – I’m having a hard time typing Ke$ha for some reason, so from here on out it’ll just be Kesha.
2 – I liked you better when you were called Uffie. Oh zing! See what I just did there?
Sincerely,
The Black Laser.
PS – I’d like to stop hearing this song everywhere. If you could do something about that and then get back to me, I would appreciate it.
The home of Joe Dillingham—pugilist, raconteur, dragonslayer.
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