Comments on: Are you guys fucking kidding me?

By: Joe Dillingham

Joe Dillingham — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:53:16 +0000

I actually really like that. You are a genius, Peter. Dear The World, suck it. I laugh at your misery.

By: Søren Peter Swenson

Søren Peter Swenson — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:53:14 +0000

i think they want that mark for people who cannot understand or produce correct forms of sarcasm. i vote for the schadenfreude punctuation. it could look something like this:

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By: Rocky

Rocky — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:47:04 +0000

Seriously, though, a Schadenfreude mark would be awesome — just think how easy it’d be to troll people by using a single typographical symbol, instead of writing “lol”, “sux 2 b u” or anything else involving more than one keystroke.

By: Jj

Jj — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 23:58:02 +0000

This has to be the most intelligent punctuation mark ever created……….

See? No squigly turd needes

By: The Wizard

The Wizard — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:19:38 +0000

Thus spake the Lord!

By: lauren

lauren — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:57:51 +0000

i think the bonus gift in addition to a sham wow is drugs and beating up hookers. so that being said, if you buy the symbol-that-shall-not-be-named you’re headed down a sad sad path to mediocre banality (yes worse than regular banality)and unimportant opines. YOU KNOW WHAT? they should totally market this baby on all the news channels that use tweets and facebook wall comments as news worthy segments during their shows! the symbol-that-shall-not-be-named will reign and all subjective thought will crush its opposition as we are heralded into the land of idiocracy so soft and sweetly it will be like a celebutante slipping into that coma white death of pills and the skeletal frame of a former human.

symbol-that-shall-not-be-named should go on root of all evil.

By: The Wizard

The Wizard — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:31:00 +0000

No, but you can get a second symbol, plus shipping and handling. But that’s not all! You can also get three slapchops, a magic bullet, a set of ginsu knives, and a sham-wow, FREE!

By: poopants

poopants — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:28:12 +0000

Ohh I am soo gonna buy that (insert symbol here).
If I act in the next 5minutes will I get the shoe cleaner symbol as a free gift?