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	<title>Comments on: 37 &#8211; Curtis Can&#8217;t Find His Phone</title>
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		<title>By: The Wizard</title>
		<link>http://www.theblacklaser.net/2009/12/30/37-curtis-cant-find-his-phone/#comment-6400</link>
		<dc:creator>The Wizard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hah!  We&#039;ll be lucky if we get to 40.  Also, 23 more would get me to 60, not 50.  It&#039;s a good think you&#039;re not a mathematician.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hah!  We&#8217;ll be lucky if we get to 40.  Also, 23 more would get me to 60, not 50.  It&#8217;s a good think you&#8217;re not a mathematician.</p>
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		<title>By: Nimrod</title>
		<link>http://www.theblacklaser.net/2009/12/30/37-curtis-cant-find-his-phone/#comment-6391</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 09:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, now I don&#039;t feel as bad for Curtis, because he is a SCHMUCK for not going back and getting his phone. This is a common mistake that men make (and it is well captured in this story); they really truly believe they don&#039;t need a phone and they can forget their phone, or not go back to retrieve their phone, based on the notion that the phone doesn&#039;t ring when they WANT it to ring. Very self-loathing story, but then again, I have been in a very self-loathing mood lately, so I appreciate it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, now I don&#8217;t feel as bad for Curtis, because he is a SCHMUCK for not going back and getting his phone. This is a common mistake that men make (and it is well captured in this story); they really truly believe they don&#8217;t need a phone and they can forget their phone, or not go back to retrieve their phone, based on the notion that the phone doesn&#8217;t ring when they WANT it to ring. Very self-loathing story, but then again, I have been in a very self-loathing mood lately, so I appreciate it.</p>
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		<title>By: poopants</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 06:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Poor curtis... 
good luck on the next 23!  I admire the concept.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poor curtis&#8230;<br />
good luck on the next 23!  I admire the concept.</p>
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