And you should too.
Is it too early for Christmas music? Or is it exactly the right time? Do Stylophones and Keytars scream “Tis The Season To Be Jolly” to you too?
And you should too.
Is it too early for Christmas music? Or is it exactly the right time? Do Stylophones and Keytars scream “Tis The Season To Be Jolly” to you too?
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Words - 4838/100000
Album - 0/5 (songs)
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Projects - 14/12 (116.66%)
Slowing My Roll (in months) - 5/12 (41.67%)
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Sorry, April!
The Difference Engine - William Gibson & Bruce Sterling
The Sun Also Rises - Ernest Hemingway
The City & The City - China Mieville
The Player of Games - Iain M. Banks
Post Office - Charles Bukowski
Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch - Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
Bacon Mountain. I will be skiing down you tonight. #no6skitrip http://t.co/A8M7if63 - 5 hours ago
Dinner tonight. Time to grill, bitches. #no6skitrip http://t.co/aVFAoOAK - 5 hours ago
My new favorite photo of all time, courtesy of one Matt Long. #no6skitrip http://t.co/Wwin7ehU - 6 hours ago
Hello, butter pile. Prepare to be fucked. #no6skitrip http://t.co/FZGsxK6H - 7 hours ago
"Now that's how you do potatoes!" #no6skitrip http://t.co/0va4jSVI - 7 hours ago
Snow angels (?) fresh from the hot tub. Classy. #no6skitrip http://t.co/i9TrZCKN - 9 hours ago
After 2013, Breckenridge is officially Bicycle Antagonistic. "Hating Bicycles since 2014.“ #no6skitrip http://t.co/SvFgKGid - 9 hours ago
Molly is distraught the dog sled tours place is closed. #no6skitrip http://t.co/A7hn99ad - 10 hours ago
Racial stereotypes are alive and well in Breckenridge, CO. #no6skitrip http://t.co/dxj7q7WA - 10 hours ago
I'm not skiing, but I just LOVE your bright yellow sign. #no6skitrip http://t.co/9zhl0bBV - 12 hours ago

From a recent test with Julia Suszfalak. Julia is represented by Elite New York. Photography by Jonathan Waiter. Styling by Babyghost.

Bye bye, rat.

Cvtting firevvood ist krieg.

Fuck you up.

Felix Baumgartner is set to become the first person to break the sound barrier in free-fall when he attempts to jump out of a balloon at the edge of space. Jumping from a height of 120,000 feet, he’ll break the sound barrier just 35 seconds into his 10-minute fall in a specially designed suit that will protect him from the extreme conditions.