http://www.theblacklaser.net/2009/12/03/pet-peeves-on-the-subway/ The darkest, most devastating laser in the universe. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:10:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.theblacklaser.net/2009/12/03/pet-peeves-on-the-subway/#comment-6767 The Wizard Wed, 21 Apr 2010 21:37:12 +0000 http://www.theblacklaser.net/?p=853#comment-6767 Yes! How did I miss that? I hate those bastards. It's like, "Dude, you're so manly and crap, and I know you have a dong and testes like a fucking elephant, but really? PULL YOUR LEGS TOGETHER." Yes! How did I miss that? I hate those bastards. It’s like, “Dude, you’re so manly and crap, and I know you have a dong and testes like a fucking elephant, but really? PULL YOUR LEGS TOGETHER.”

]]> http://www.theblacklaser.net/2009/12/03/pet-peeves-on-the-subway/#comment-6766 Straphanger10029 Wed, 21 Apr 2010 21:34:51 +0000 http://www.theblacklaser.net/?p=853#comment-6766 Just want to add: Please close your legs when you sit down on the train. No one needs that much "ball space". It's not that big. Really. I don't want your legs touching mine if at all possible. Don't want your bedbugs and God know what else on me. Close your damn legs, I repeat: I'ts not that big. Just want to add: Please close your legs when you sit down on the train. No one needs that much “ball space”. It’s not that big. Really. I don’t want your legs touching mine if at all possible. Don’t want your bedbugs and God know what else on me. Close your damn legs, I repeat: I’ts not that big.

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