Comments on: Behemoth’s “Ov Fire And The Void” http://www.theblacklaser.net/2009/09/19/behemoths-ov-fire-and-the-void/ The darkest, most devastating laser in the universe. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:10:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: poopants http://www.theblacklaser.net/2009/09/19/behemoths-ov-fire-and-the-void/#comment-5224 poopants Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:41:55 +0000 http://www.theblacklaser.net/2009/09/19/behemoths-ov-fire-and-the-void/#comment-5224 Whoas. Whoas is like whoa, twice. Because that video deserved it, damns! Whoas. Whoas is like whoa, twice. Because that video deserved it, damns!

]]> By: Julian http://www.theblacklaser.net/2009/09/19/behemoths-ov-fire-and-the-void/#comment-5027 Julian Sat, 19 Sep 2009 14:47:34 +0000 http://www.theblacklaser.net/2009/09/19/behemoths-ov-fire-and-the-void/#comment-5027 Yes, that is one sexy suicide. Even sexier is Doda Elektroda, the Polish pop queen whom Nergal is currently dating. I find it reassuring that deathmetalheads can still land incredibly hot babes in an age where flimsy indie irony and general cheerfulness seem to have become requirements in the eyes of eligible females. Thank you Nergal for reminding us that anger, depression and misanthropy can still reel 'em in. (I guess it also helps that you are a rockstar) On a side note, I must say that I am not crazy about the direction Behemoth have taken in recent years. Their crowning masterpiece remains Thelema.6, a total riff-fest with a sufficiently blackened feel (which is just not there as much these days). That album freaking melted my brain when I first heard it, and I still get a tingly feeling all deep down inside when I hear that opening sound sample: "We would like to see most of the human race killed off because it is unworthy... it is unworthy of the gift of life" DAUDAU dudududu DAUDAU DUUDUU DAUDAU Yes, that is one sexy suicide.

Even sexier is Doda Elektroda, the Polish pop queen whom Nergal is currently dating. I find it reassuring that deathmetalheads can still land incredibly hot babes in an age where flimsy indie irony and general cheerfulness seem to have become requirements in the eyes of eligible females.

Thank you Nergal for reminding us that anger, depression and misanthropy can still reel ‘em in. (I guess it also helps that you are a rockstar)

On a side note, I must say that I am not crazy about the direction Behemoth have taken in recent years. Their crowning masterpiece remains Thelema.6, a total riff-fest with a sufficiently blackened feel (which is just not there as much these days). That album freaking melted my brain when I first heard it, and I still get a tingly feeling all deep down inside when I hear that opening sound sample: “We would like to see most of the human race killed off because it is unworthy… it is unworthy of the gift of life” DAUDAU dudududu DAUDAU DUUDUU DAUDAU

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