This has to be the worst thing I’ve heard in ages. It’s made worse, no doubt, by the fact that I always imagine the little boy saying “My daddy ate my eyes” is a totally dead, monotone voice. This story also confirms to me that Bakersfield is easily the worst town in California, if not the entire West Coast.
Holy crap. I don’t have anything else to say. Just terrible. Daddy ate my eyes?!?
whoa. whoa. whoa.